____   ___  _____ _   _
| __ ) / _ \|  ___| | | |
|  _ \| | | | |_  | |_| |
| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
|____/ \___/|_|   |_| |_|

BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# episode█


Episode 30

BOFH Episode 30

A user called the helpdesk and said their computer was broken.

I asked what happened.

They said nothing worked anymore.

I asked if the computer was turned on.

They said no.

I asked why.

They said they were afraid of breaking something.

So technically the system was working perfectly.

The user was the problem.

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