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|  _ \| | | | |_  | |_| |
| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
|____/ \___/|_|   |_| |_|

BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# tickets█


Ticket #8813
User: Management
Problem: Excel deleted itself
Action: scheduled for next century

Ticket #7141
User: Accounting
Problem: monitor is black
Action: forwarded to management

Ticket #9928
User: Accounting
Problem: server is making a noise
Action: scheduled for next century

Ticket #3845
User: HR
Problem: forgot password
Action: user rebooted instead