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| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
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BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# tickets█


Ticket #9718
User: Management
Problem: internet too slow
Action: replaced user

Ticket #9309
User: Support
Problem: VPN not working
Action: moved ticket to /dev/null

Ticket #7080
User: Procurement
Problem: email disappeared
Action: ignored

Ticket #9128
User: Procurement
Problem: forgot password
Action: blamed DNS