____   ___  _____ _   _
| __ ) / _ \|  ___| | | |
|  _ \| | | | |_  | |_| |
| |_) | |_| |  _| |  _  |
|____/ \___/|_|   |_| |_|

BOFH TERMINAL v18

checking RAID........... OK
checking PFY............ OK
checking coffee......... OK
checking management IQ.. FAILED
loading sarcasm engine.. OK
initializing revenge.... OK

root@bofh:~# logfile█


09:13 user removed
09:15 PFY misconfigured DNS
09:16 management disconnected
09:17 coffee refilled
09:20 printer driver achieved sentience
09:21 sentience revoked
09:22 ticket queue redirected to /dev/null